No Sunscreen Needed — Norway’s 24-Hour Darkness, A Vampire Paradise

If pulling the curtains shut at dawn has become routine — if sunscreen, parasols, and panic define every commute — then this winter, you already know where to go: north.

The hottest keyword in vampire travel forums today is Polar Night — a winter period in high-latitude regions where the sun never rises. A season depressive for humans, but a paradise for vampires. Norway’s Tromsø is rated top choice, offering complete sunless darkness from late November to mid-January.

Imagine this: walking at 1 PM without sunscreen, sitting outdoors at a cafe, eating brunch comfortably. Daylight activity becomes normal, not dangerous. One vampire couple wrote after their trip, “In 300 years, we saw midday with our own eyes for the first time. Freedom is simply the absence of sunlight.”

The highlight? The aurora. A luminous green curtain over a black sky — sharper, richer, almost intoxicating to vampire senses. Humans shiver in the cold waiting for it, while vampires, naturally tolerant to low temperatures, watch in comfort.

Demand is so high that agencies now offer vampire-only packages with charter flights. Daytime fjord walks, nighttime cocktail parties, aurora tours — next year bookings are already full.

If hiding from the sun feels like a life half-lived, head north. There, darkness is not danger — but freedom.