Humans Finally Confirm Black Hole Collision — A Century Late, Say Vampires

Humans Finally Confirm Black Hole Collision — A Century Late, Say Vampires

The human scientific community is celebrating after detecting gravitational waves caused by two massive black holes colliding—finally proving theories predicted by Einstein and Stephen Hawking decades ago.

But for vampires, the fascination lies in the nature of black holes themselves: eternal darkness, no light, no time. The perfect dream of eternal shade. Their existence is now proven by human hands.

Elder vampires reacted with amusement. One 500-year-old wrote, “I stood beside Albert in 1915 watching him scribble equations. He was close. But humans needed a full century to prove it. Time crawls for mortals.”

Some romantic vampires even joked about migrating into a black hole. “Endless darkness without sunlight sounds like paradise,” one said—ignoring the spaghettification issue.

The idea that even black holes eventually evaporate brings immortals a bittersweet comfort. Even perfect darkness isn’t forever.

Still, humans peer into cosmic voids determined and curious. Slow, but persistent. As elders in the dark, we applaud them—and smile, remembering we witnessed the beginning long before they proved the end.